What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 13:08
Moonraker
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
What do you like the most about black people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the typical mentality of the Indian society?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
Dr No
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
What do you think about Matt Gatz as an attorney general?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Is Max Verstappen unstoppable this season?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.